Mr. Z’s slings legit Philly cheesesteaks so authentic, you’ll swear you’re in South Philly—just with better weather and more roosters. Open late and dripping with nostalgia (and cheese), this no-frills gem is a must for homesick Northerners and drunk beach gays alike. Pro tip: grab a greasy slice or a gooey cheesesteak on your way home from the bars—it’s practically a Key West rite of passage. *Editors note: This was written from a Philly native: it’s the real deal.*

Santiago’s Bodega is where Key West locals and in-the-know gays go to sip sangria, swap gossip, and feast on flavor-packed tapas in the cozy heart of Bahama Village. With over thirty small plates, friendly vibes, and a happy hour that actually delivers (hello, $5 tapas and half-priced wine), this spot is practically begging for your group text. The energy is relaxed, the portions are sharable, and the vibe is come for one tapa, stay for ten.

Olives Mediterranean Grill is a tiny slice of Turkey right in the middle of Key West—blink and you’ll miss it, but your tastebuds won’t forgive you. Run by a charming Turkish chef who knows his way around a grill (and a glass of wine), this spot serves up dreamy platters, silky baba ghanoush, and baklava that could make you weep. It’s giving flavor explosion with a side of hospitality.

El Siboney is where Key West locals go when they’re overhyped and underfed—authentic Cuban comfort food, no frills, all flavor. It’s been serving up roast pork, plantains, and strong Cuban coffee since 1984, and honestly? It’s still slaying. Cheap, cheerful, and muy delicioso.

Latitudes is giving main character energy—you literally have to take a boat to get there. Surrounded by turquoise waters and dreamy sunsets, it’s the kind of place you go for the vibe, not the food (which is… fine). Dress cute, order a cocktail, and pretend you’re in a rom-com.

You can’t visit the island that invented key lime pie without stopping at the place that perfected it. Kermit’s is the pie-slinging legend you didn’t know you needed, complete with garden fountains, koi ponds, and judgmental roosters who know you’re going back for a second slice. Pro tip: grab a whole pie to go—your future self will thank you.

Apparently, they serve food at this café/bar, and it’s actually pretty good! But the real reason to go is the view of the nude men swimming and lounging around the adjacent pool. Plus, if you’re just visiting the café/bar, you don’t need to buy a day pass—but you are restricted to that area.

Café Sole is where your seafood dreams get a French kiss. Tucked away like a sultry secret, this white-latticed bistro is a favorite for romantic nights and indulgent plates—don’t skip the hog snapper, it’s legendary. It’s fine dining without the French side-eye, and yes, the wine list will seduce you.

Blue Heaven is what happens when a Key West fever dream meets brunch and never wakes up. This funky, mostly-outdoor oasis is slinging beer-batter pancakes, eggs Benedict that might bring a tear to your eye, and live music under a canopy of trees and chickens. Yes, chickens. Come for the Key lime pie, stay because your soul just ascended.

Ready to dive into some seriously great seafood with a Mediterranean twist? Azur is the spot you didn’t know you needed in your life. Even breakfast comes with little surprises that’ll make you say, “Why haven’t I been here sooner?” This chic, gay-owned gem is serving up drama—in the best way possible—straight to your plate. From bougie breakfasts to dinners that absolutely slay, Azur is worth the trek. Trust me, your taste buds will thank you.