New York Gays vs. Los Angeles Gays

The rivalry between the gays in New York City and the gays in Los Angeles is as longstanding as gangster-rapper competition and Alexis and Krystal’s feud on Dynasty. For years the fine, upstanding residents of both hamlets have fought over which city is better to live in if you’re gay. It’s one of life’s greatest mysteries, like, “What makes the sky blue?” or, “Where do babies come from?” — unanswered by the greatest minds… until now. I believe it’s time to put this fight to bed and get to the bottom of which city is better to habitate if you’re a homosexual.