Well, here we are, folks—New Year’s Eve. After a year of chaos, memes, and questionable political outcomes (looking at you, Trump reelection), many of us are bracing ourselves for one hell of a New Year’s Day hangover. And after a night like tonight, you’re going to need some serious hangover cures. Because, let’s be honest, after a year like this, no one’s sipping sparkling water when the ball drops.
But hangovers don’t care why you drank—they’ll humble you just as hard.
Lucky for you, we’ve got all the tea (and the soup, and the coconut water) with this list of global hangover cures. Whether you’re traveling, planning your next gaycation, or just looking for inspiration for your couch brunch, these remedies are as diverse as your taste in drag queens.
Spoiler alert: relief might involve popping vitamins, sipping poop coffee, or even stabbing a bottle with pins. Oh, you’ll see. Buckle up and grab your Gatorade; it’s about to get international.
1. Australia’s Fizzy Fix ➡️ Berocca
Good morning, mates! Or, considering how you’re feeling, maybe not. Australians swear by Berocca, a fizzy tablet that turns plain water into a refreshing, vitamin-packed cocktail for your dehydrated soul. Think of it as Tang’s slightly nerdy but very responsible cousin. Filled with B and C vitamins and minerals, Berocca is your ticket to leaving the land of misery for the land of recovering legends. You can find these little effervescent miracles at just about any pharmacy.
Why is it fab?
- Rehydrates quickly
- Replenishes lost vitamins
- Tastes surprisingly decent
Pair it with some Vegemite toast and you’ll be feeling crook (Aussie slang for lousy) no more.
2. South Korea’s Hearty Remedy ➡️ Haejangguk
Got a hangover so bad you want to crawl under the covers and weep? South Korea has literally the perfect dish for you. Meet haejangguk, or “soup to chase a hangover.” This life-giving elixir includes a base of beef or pork bone broth, cabbage, radish greens, bean sprouts, and—brace yourself—coagulated ox blood. It’s warm, filling, and oddly comforting.
Why is it fab?
- Packed with protein for recovery
- The savory broth soothes your stomach
- If you’re lucky, there’s less blood than you imagine
Slam a bowl of this in Seoul’s morning markets, and you’ll be ready to take on K-pop karaoke by sundown.
3. Thailand’s Luxe Buzzkill ➡️ Black Ivory Coffee
You thought hangovers made you coffee-dependent before? Just wait until you try Black Ivory Coffee in Thailand. It’s made from beans that have ahem passed through an elephant’s digestive system. (Bali’s cat-poop coffee, Kopi Luwak, crawled so Black Ivory could, uh, stomp.) The fermentation process supposedly enhances flavors, delivering a smooth, low-acid brew.
Why is it fab?
- Distracts you from nausea with existential thoughts like, Why am I drinking elephant poop coffee?
- Caffeine fights fatigue
- Double Instagram flex—hangovers and luxury cured in one sip
Yes, it’s a little extra, but if you’re globetrotting and boujee, why not?
4. Mongolia’s Dare ➡️ Pickled Sheep Eyeballs in Tomato Juice
Feeling brave (or still slightly drunk)? Mongolia challenges your gag reflex with pickled sheep’s eyeballs soaked in tomato juice. Legend has it, this grisly combo detoxifies even the rowdiest of revelers.
Why is it fab?
- Tomato juice rehydrates and energizes
- Eyeballs…uh, the protein helps?
- You get a killer travel story to horrify your friends
This one’s not for the weak, but if you can stomach it, the locals swear it works. Otherwise, Mongolia’s sweeping steppe views should at least cure your bad mood.
5. Maldives’ Island Secret ➡️ Coconut Water
Nothing says “luxury recovery” like sipping fresh coconut water under a palm tree. Brimming with potassium, electrolytes, and hydrating magic, this liquid wonder is your ultimate tropical pick-me-up in the Maldives. It’s basically nature’s energy drink in a shell.
Why is it fab?
- 100% natural
- No weird hangover-from-the-hangover side effects
- Bonus points if served straight from the coconut
Hydration in paradise? Cheers to that.
6. South Africa’s Classy Tonic ➡️ Rooibos Ginger Fizz
Craving something a little classier? South Africa delivers with a Rooibos Ginger Fizz from Cape Town. Mix chilled rooibos tea, a splash of ginger ale, lemongrass syrup, and a dash of Angostura bitters, then top with soda water.
Why is it fab?
- Ginger soothes nausea
- Rooibos tea aids digestion
- It feels fancy without the price tag of a fancy hotel bar
P.S. It tastes just as divine without the hangover.
7. Haiti’s Black Magic ➡️ 13 Pins Ritual
When science fails you, turn to superstition. Haitians practice a voodoo-inspired remedy by sticking 13 pins in the cork of the offending alcohol bottle. This symbolic ritual is supposed to make the hangover disappear.
Why is it fab?
- No calorie consumption required
- Cures your hangover and improves your spiritual repertoire
- It’s worth a shot (pun fully intended)
Disclaimer: Maybe keep sharp objects away if you’re still lightheaded.
8. Canada’s Comfy Combo ➡️ Poutine & Canada Dry
Sometimes greasy carbs are the only cure, and Canada knows this too well. The Quebecois double-dip into comfort with poutine—fries smothered in cheese curds and gravy—washed down with a side of Canada Dry ginger ale. Heaven in a snack and a soda can.
Why is it fab?
- Carbs and fat balance blood sugar
- Ginger settles nausea
- It’s objectively delicious sober or not
Bonus points if you eat it in a cozy parka while marveling at snowy landscapes.
Start Your Recovery Journey (or Gaycation Plans) Now
Whether you’re raising a glass (or several) to a new year in Bangkok, Sydney, or Montreal, hangovers are global—but so are their cures. The next time you wake up thinking, I’ve made a terrible mistake, channel your inner traveler and try one of these international remedies. Not only will you bounce back faster, but you’ll also collect fantastic stories along the way.
Oh, and if discovering these quirky cures has inspired you to book your next gaycation—don’t say no to the adventure. We’ve got you covered with tips, recommendations, and LGBTQ+ friendly destinations.
Go forth, sip responsibly, and may 2025 bring fewer headaches and more travel memories!